When we were in town a few weeks ago, Grandaddy asked me if I had a good emory board. Well, I have one of those handy things that hooks in your air vents as a cup holder, in case you don't have any built in. Since we have them built in, I use that for ink pens, mascara, a tire gauge and, you guessed it, an emory board. So, I handed it to him and he promptly put it in his shirt pocket.
I said, "Go ahead and use it."
"No, I'll use it when I get home," he said.
Not wanting to lose a well-placed emory board, I continued to encourage, "Just fix your nail real quick and I can put it right back."
"I'm not going to use it on my nail. I need it for my tooth."
I pulled it back out of his pocket and promised him his own emory board set when we got home.

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